Friday, November 18, 2005

The Truth about SCUBA


Learning to 'SCUBA dive' in Wisconsin is an elaborate lie. Don't believe them. Please, please, don't believe them.

Ok, so I don't know how to post one comprehensive post, so I've made three tiny ones. The learning curve isn't so good when you don't practice for a few weeks.

This is how SCUBA diving should be.

Harder than it Looks


Ok, probably no one will read this since my blog has lapsed into the ghost realm of the forgotten, but that's ok. We've got each other. I'm skipping class because it's too cold to walk to the bus stop and I refuse to change my skirt for pants. All faith in school as a gainful means of spending time has been squandered anyway by my arrogent, asshole 'lecturer' who just gave us an exam with the following questions: what is the population of Wisconsin? how many days have you been absent? were the photos in the book in the front, middle, or back? who is the senate majority leader? it was like being on jeopardy.
Then he gave back our little two page papers and his comments on mine were: WHAT POLICY?!?! WEAK RESEARCH! !! isn't this the job of the MILITARY??? LIGHTWEIGHT!! So, that was constructive and helpful.
Luckily my class is organizing a small militia, so that's been a constructive outlet.